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shazfromnorthampton
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 Posted: Sun Feb 25, 2007 8:55 pm Post subject: Afterlife |
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A couple made a deal that whoever died first would come back and inform
the other of the afterlife. Their biggest fear was that there was no
afterlife.
After a long life, the husband was the first to go, and true to his word
he made contact, "Mary. Mary."
"Is that you, Fred?"
"Yes, I've come back like we agreed."
"What's it like?"
"Well, I get up in the morning, I have sex, I have breakfast, off to the
golf course, I have sex, I bathe in the sun, and then I have sex twice.I
have lunch, another romp around the golf course, then sex pretty much all
afternoon.After supper, golf course again. Then have sex until late at
night. The next day it starts again."
"Oh, Fred you surely must be in heaven."
"Not exactly, I'm a rabbit in Suffolk."
Shaz
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speedy
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| Posted: Mon Feb 26, 2007 4:48 pm Post subject: |
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 That was brilliant, keep them comeing......
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Mikea
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| Posted: Thu Mar 01, 2007 10:46 pm Post subject: |
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Old one this
A woman went to sleep and dreamt she was an egg.
When she woke up she found her husband had gone to work on her
T T T T T T T T T T T T T T T T T T T T T
That's a T break
Bill and Ben are walking round the garden. Bill turns to Ben
'Flobba dobba dob'
Ben turns to Bill
'If you love me you'll swallow it'
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speedy
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| Posted: Fri Mar 02, 2007 11:02 am Post subject: |
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Whare do you get them from?..........
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Mikea
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| Posted: Tue Mar 06, 2007 10:54 pm Post subject: |
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| speedy wrote: | Whare do you get them from?..........
Amanda |
mis-spent adulthood 
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speedy
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| Posted: Wed Mar 07, 2007 9:42 am Post subject: |
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I wouldont know what you mean im to sweet and innocent.....
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Mikea
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Innocent make smoothies
This one is better spoken...
A Spanish fireman and his wife have a son and they name him Jose
A few yers later they have a second son and call him Hose B
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